80 Creative Windshield Notes That Would Surely Tickle Your Funny Bone

Potato Clan Is P*SSED

The note states, “You’ve angered the potato clan with your parking choices! If you park in their space again they will bring out their produce army!” Honestly, the person who left the army of potatoes either had a lot of time on their hands or through this, the person was able to relive his stress. Whatever it was, four potatoes on the car is really creepy.

Merry Christmas, J*rk!

Greg who was sick that day asked his wife to pick up the kids from the school. Despite being sick, he went out in the snow to make the space for the car because of the snow which didn’t leave the space for anything. With a high fever and running nose, he was shoveling the snow away, but when he was done and returned inside to warm himself up he saw a car parked on the same spot which he made for his wife Sarah to park her car.

Who Even Are You?

Do you remember that famous dialogue of Liam Neeson from the movie Taken, ” If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don’t have money? But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career, skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for you.” We think it was Liam Neeson who himself wrote the note.

Nut Stamped

The sarcastic line, “dear concerned citizen” is on another level. Though the message is a bit confusing even then, the person for whom it was left to read would have got the crust of the message. As we already said, parking is the most difficult job and if you don’t do it properly then you could be the next receiving this good pun intended note on your windshield.

Sincerely It Is

Now, this time this guy messed up with a wrong guy. It doesn’t matter what flashy or costly car you own, never mess with the owner of the monster truck because as this guy was implying in the note, “I will monster truck your car into a pile of scrap,”.Trust us it’s no joke. A monster truck can actually do that.

Come On Dogg

See, it’s very frustrating and annoying to see that somebody else has parked their car on your spot. We can see the frustration level of the writer of this message and the boldness of the message says it all. We think the person might have warned the other person before about the spot but seeing this message tells us that it wasn’t of no use and then this, is very much justified.