Lifetime Regret

Shmelvin McSnotbrain got a “No Regerts” tattoo he had planned on getting for years. After remaining sober for 1 year when he finally realized about the wrong tattoo, it was one mental state none would choose to stay in. Anyway, a few years of savings might help him to get this rectified.

Maybe It’s Sarcasm

Bagel shops generally have a glass that prevents customers from picking it up without planning on purchasing it. Yes, many people do that but putting up a poster like this is quite a daring step.

Beware

Some serious stuff is happening around here. Who exorcises dogs? Even if you have never heard of it before, you are not allowed to conduct a dog exorcism here. According to the movies, it might cost the dog’s life but they won’t get you arrested but will only charge you with a hefty fine!

Keep It Simple

A useful lesson can be learned from this error. As long as you know your words are to be published in a book or magazine or even a yearbook that you aren’t sure of will be proofread or not, try to do it in the “kiss style” ie keep it short and simple

Wait, What?

Flash might never help us to keep the toilets clean. Why didn’t they notice it should be flush? Some times it is just so challenging to understand if the person is joking or being a fool, isn’t it?

Greatest Typo Award

Well, we didn’t know that people can be so creepy. All we want to know is whether they mean it or is it a typo. Don’t worry people if it is not obvious then we’ll try to cover it up on their behalf by explaining that they meant: “Shoplifters will be prosecuted.”